Writing this post from the company laptop I was given to work on all summer. That’s cool. Also amused and borderline intrigued by how many people read and love hyperlocal news about their town.
Side note - Everyone who interns or spends too much time editing a school paper for free is nutty, myself included. I went away this week with a bunch of journos, and all of them (ALL OF THEM) were paid to work for their school paper. If I did life over, I’d handle not living in the city for four years and accept my spot at Mizzou.
Anonymous said: Can you post more you're gorgeous!
Aw thanks. I’ve been busy and not on here much!
This short photo series of sad girl blues brought to you by the lack of mirrors in this place. How do you Bible Belters live?
I’m psyched to learn so much next week. Sounds like I’ll come out of there with a sick multimedia piece on a stand-alone website for my portfolio (that I’ll be paid to make). I’m so excited.
~ loser post ~
I have a bad habit of taking a lot of money from either mentally challenged or really, really drunk people who are very rich, which I guess makes my guilt unwarranted.
#tbt the time I brought the crazy, rich Asian man, who I know full well got kicked out of our sister restaurant for biting a girl and drawing blood, a hot tea for a $100 tip.. three times in a few months because he “liked my character.”
#tbt to last night when the guy orders “the best Pinot,” but can hardly get it out of his mouth, and my greedy self wished he ordered the best Cab because it’s double the price, but whatever. So I go over to talk about the wine, and he goes, “I don’t care just pour it,” and he literally threw cash at me. I pretended to feel guilty, but I won’t.
One last #tbt to last night when I slit my thumb a little cutting the foil on a bottle of wine at my manager’s table and was embarrassed, and her friend cracks a joke, “Drink this wine. It’s quite possibly some of her blood.” Well played, sista.
Just kidding. No one noticed, but that’s how it should’ve went down.
Anonymous said: LIST TEN REASONS YOU'D DATE A GUY? GO:
.. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.
(Dating, that is, because I don’t.) But I mean, I can boil it down to direction and someone I can’t pick apart within an hour of talking to. And also a full-time job that’s not x y and z. And also someone who’s at least a seven on my personal hot or not scale, because I’m s o s h a l l o w aka normal, right?
Rewrite — “People change and forget each other.”
(Source: todayithought, via scrapsofdream)
“Didn’t you wanna go home before you start interning full-time?”
“I am home.”